A Joke to Make You Smile

The man calls the waiter in a neighbourhood restaurant. 'Waiter, look here, drink this soup.' The bewildered waiter asks him: 'What happened? Isn't it hot enough?' The man insists: 'Drink this soup.' The waiter no longer knows what to ask: 'Did a fly fall in, is there a hair, or don't you like the taste?' The man insists: 'Drink some of this soup and you'll see what's there.' In the end the waiter accepts and looks to see where the spoon is! 'The spoon isn't here,' he says… The customer gets irritated: 'You see, there's no spoon, and that's why I called you'…